Night before an international flight:

What not to do.

!)Drink after not drinking for a couple months.
2)Decide not to sleep all night.
3) Go for a "sunrise run" at 5:30am around the Lincoln, Reflecting pool, and WWII memorial.
4)Pass out on your bed with your legs hanging off.
5) Have hurricane Ivy call you.
6) Jump off of your bed startled and confused as shit, CRUMPLE to the ground like a ragdoll and have to use your hands to pull your dazed and confused, limp, body up from the ground.

Maybe I'll post pictures of the scratch on my arm. not to mention i have banged up knees and scrapes down to my wrist. love how this shit happens to me. Kamal, you are stealing my mojo for setting off the fire alarm.