Continuining the Blur of Beer in Prague

Writing this chilling to Cajun Dance Party, Four Tet, Hot Chip, and The Maccabees. I got my laptop out and started with some Incubus and Oasis and ask the British guys for requests for the morning soundtrack. One of the guys has an Ipod speaker circular speaker contraption so we start jamming to that. Looks like in addition to the two British girls I got to come out last night, we have a few more girls and a couple more British guys from south London. It seems we have all the girls in Prague in our very own room. At least the only few in the Hostel.

Today’s day of touristing is not too bad, we go to the Prague castle and see some triple X sites. Naren knows how to tickle my fancy by saying “It’s in XXX” and I’m like ohhhhhhh kay I’ll come see it. Only highlights are that we see French couple and talk to them for a bit and there is commie chanting of some protest going on. After a day of touristing which is tiring but not too bad start drinking beer, quickly.

We are at the Bohemian Bagel Pub Crawl, the one that our HostelOne is a part of. Rod from our hostel is here and this girl Ashley from Louisiana is working the pub crawl as well. I ask her what my goals of the night is. She doesn't think I can do 10 beers in an hour. Sillyness. Talk to some Aussie girl while in line for beer and what's new, talk about penguins. Go over to the Maryland guys table and play fuck the dealer. I am getting my brews in. And by brews in, I mean there are going down like a dump truck emptying Belgian waffle material on your mother's chest. We go through amazing luck and I end up guessing the exact number like 8 out of 10 times. Nevertheless I still want to drink so this game is not stopping me. We go over to get beers when its close to the end of the hour and we basically chug, refill, chug. Nick is a good sport about this and is keeping up with me and is my American drinking irresponsible buddy. I end up sitting at a table of girls and get them playing Never Have I Ever, then stealing their pitcher, filling up my bros, then drinking the rest of the pitcher straight up.

While I would like to write pages and pages about the rest of the night, I do not remember much at all. We went to a few more clubs/bars, but I am still at a loss of what happened in a series of the next few hours.

Naren leaves at some point.
This might have been the night I had a half an hour conversation with a Czech girl about life that I don't remember.
We have to take a bus to Mecca, so Ashley drags me onto the last bus that leaves. I am incoherent.
I tried to run up into the VIP section of Mecca, 7th time's a charm. Czech girl upstairs knows English, but there are also Mafia looking huge Czech guys that are giving me the most evil stare.
Take Dillan and the SF boys to the last club somehow, and Jeff is there! Irish girl there Kira knows my name somehow.
I eat the most amazing fried breaded cheese sandwich I've ever had. The next day I could not stop talking about this cheese sandwich, probably one of the best things I've eaten this trip. I can only dream about eating it again.

Next day I am completely dead, so I spend a good probably 10 hours on the couch in the TV room, amazing times. I end up watching Indiana Jones with the British Wales guys. Naren and Vinay do touristy things obviously. I schedule an airport shuttle at 4:30am to pick us up.

There are a couple girls and a guy going out to Le Chateau Rouge so I go with them. I lose them in about 5 minutes somehow and end up talking to this Aussie guy who I guess WAS talking to this American girl. I feel kind of bad for the girl because we are talking and he is ignoring her so I throw a few bones of the conversation in with her. I acquire a glow ring somehow and have it on my neck. A few minutes later she offers to buy me a drink, “Sorry, I'm doing squirrel surgery in the morning.” So this girl passes by and Aussie guy puts his finger up under his nose like a mustache and he has a little mustache thing drawn on his finger. The adorable blonde British girl does too. Cute. Reminds me of People to People. So this motion is also the sign language for Dirty Sanchez. I tell the British girl what she is doing and what happened last summer. She thinks its hilarious for her, but stupid for the Aussie guy because has the mustache TATTOOED to his finger. A joke taken way too far? I know nothing of the sort. This British girl is being taken over to the dance floor by this guy so she's like I will see you later.

Stick around and talk to Aussie guy and American girl and say good bye after a few. Go downstairs and run into some guys from my Hostel that I met earlier today. They want to get me a beer but I can't drink! It's hard enough as it is for me to get on planes. Yell at girls across the bar downstairs and it turns out they are from our Hostel too. Go upstairs with them and dance around like a jackass as usual. British girl is sitting down on the side and I go over and talk to her for a bit. Let's dance. She says she owes me a dance and she'll make do on it in a little bit. All's fine, go and play the limbo game another group is doing and dance with them for a while. Mosy around and go back and the British girl is dancing with her guy that she was with earlier. I grab her and spin her and we start dancing for a bit. Her name is Molly (emulate British accent) and she's amazingly nice. Molly's friend comes over and asks what the hell she is doing and they go into girl talk for a bit but she is adamant that she is fine. Molly's friend seems like a hoebag and is dancing with some other white guy and his two friends are vulturing around. Molly's friend tells her to dance with the white guys but she's like No, I'm fine here. Even her guy friend from earlier is like come back but she says she is fine. Wow, sketchy bearded Indian man is trusted for once. We dance for a bit more and the other white guys try to coax her over but to no avail. Fun stuff. I check my phone and it's getting late, I should go back. I tell her I have to go, she says she is going to the bathroom and she'll be right back don't leave. Sorry hun, I have a flight to catch. Tell her I'll walk her to the bathroom. Walk over there talk for a bit and she says she will walk me upstairs to the door. Aw how sweet, can you drive me to the airport too? That doesn't fly. Talk for a bit more and hug xxx goodbye (3 kisses because I'm Dutch) and take a stroll for a direction I think is home. End up walking by the huge casino. The guards at the front are super nice and hilarious and I go up to the casino which is empty and the two girls working don't know English. They have a bowl of bananas so I take a banana to Naren for breakfast since Yo soy alergico. I end up running part of the way back home and catching a tram. Go back to the Hostel give Naren the banana. End up seeing the people I left with 10 minutes later. Yeah we kinda lost you, we only saw you hugging some cute blonde girl before you left. These people were from Seattle and I had something interesting to say about Seattle, but I guess I don't. I go over to a bar down the street where the British Wales guy is and hang out with them for a hot minute. One of them has a piece of a violin, and this bar is cool because they have a computer connected to their sound system and you can just play whatever you want, AND ITS OLDSKOOL WINAMP! Say bye to everyone, grab money out of the ATM then prepare for the airport. With my leftover Czech money I buy a smorgasbord of things out of the vending machines for Naren and I's breakfast. Complete with coffee, biscuits, bread with chocolate, good stuff. These guys had a horrible night since they just hung out in the Hostel all night, but I had fun on account that I went out so it wasn't like a bad wait.

I am wearing my glow ring, blazer, and either pants or shorts. I look like an idiot as usual. When we get on the plane there are some people from Texas in the seats next to us. I play the Choose your Doctor game. One of the guys picks Naren, and the other guy and 2 girls pick Vinay. I am wearing my glow ring on my neck or my head so the blazer doesn't help me out in this Case. Vinay is estatic because this is the first time he has gotten votes and he's like I jacked all you guys in one vote. Lets replay this for a second. Vinay got votes from one of the guys and 2 chubby girls, and Shiva's sole vote is from the cute girl. I win. Naren plays tour guide and tells them all about Amsterdam and coffee shops. I hope you guys don't see me tonight, it's going to be destructive with me and Ketan.